I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...

Best way to spend the weekend? Going to the beach in my favourite pair of bikini and soaking in as much sun as I can. Of course, looking for a dishy lad to slather my whole body with sunscreen is part of the thrill. Maybe I could convince them to str...

I wanna get on my knees and do the honor to unzip your pants and let your cock be caught by my mouth. I got a magical mouth and hands that can make you cum in seconds. I'm gonna open my mouth while you fuck it until you reach your orgasm.

I have a fantasy and it is very vulgar. In general, I dream of having sex during a concert. I will be backstage with my partner and at the peak of the performance while the music is playing loudly and when all the audience is applauding, I'll be scre...

I like to leave some deets to the imagination, but let me be clear that I AM THE BOSS! I will be in control so be a good little sub and I promise that we will have a great time! If you are confused, chat me up, and let's talk. I'll share with you all...

Your fucking temptress is here for your needs! What can I do to make your loneliness go away? Do you wanna listen to my hella erotic stories? I've been an active and wild slut since college, and until now, I got the looks and skills to make a man fal...