My most memorable moment in life happened when I was in uni. I was once snookered by my mates into giving my roommate a proper slap and tickle. I am looking for a lad who can let me experience something that can top that.

My first snogging session ended up as a disaster, popped a boner and felt embarrassed about it. Nowadays, I am absolutely shameless. I like grinding up against a bloke's thick thighs while they fondle with my baps.

Since I'm feeling horny and needy lately, would you be able to give me some nipple pleasure? A lot of my ex-lovers neglect the satisfaction of having my erect nipples played with. I need those fingers to stroke and pinch my nipples until a nipplegasm...

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

If you like the adrenaline in sports arenas and the thrill of watching your favorite team show off their skills especially in rugby and baseball then let’s hang out. I play a bit myself and would love someone to be my player 2.

Don't be too hard on yourself, and just enjoy what life has to offer. The efforts you put in making the world a better place will only tire you out. It is better to focus on yourself and do everything within your power to make yourself happy.