I run on caffeine, sarcasm, sweets, and oodles of inappropriate thoughts and jokes. Been told that there's never a dull moment whenever I am around. And that has to one of the highest compliment I have ever gotten. Hoping to meet new people to chat w...

Sitting on a chair in front of the mirror while wanking off has become a habit of mine. I like to watch myself, see how my skin starts to flush and how my prick throbs every now and then. What would push me over the edge is the thought of someone els...

The last thing that was inside my asshole was a dildo. And I think I've overused the poor thing. Do you think that schlong of yours can have a better chance? Fair warning I have a high libido and I don't get tired of sex that easily.

I want a bloke who is gentle when needed and rough when I want him to. Someone I could talk to about my problems, comforts me, and gives me advice when I ask him to. A man who does not mind my loud personality and knows how to put a smile on my face.

Nothing gets me going like a bloke who smells good and has a great smile. Doesn't need to use overpowering colognes, a fresh clean and natural scent is the best. Doesn't need perfect teeth, I just love the genuine smiles they throw my way.

If you want me to notice you immediately, all you've got to do is have a prim and proper haircut, and a sharp dresser. Not talking about wearing a three piece suit every single day. He should just know how to dress for the occasion.