It might be too difficult to find a man who can accept me for who I really am. I have already accepted this as a fact, but I am still hoping that there is someone out there who would not hesitate to love me, dick and all.

There's but one thing that I desire, and that is to be jackhammered countless of times in the middle of nowhere. The perfect bloke who'll give me a euphoric experience should be strong enough to last many rounds.

The sweetest part of shagging is when me and my partner take turns in giving the best jobby to keep the spark between us. Also, fucking each other through anal leaves me intoxicated. From now on, I'll make shagging as my main priority.

Aside from my sensual lips that taste as sweet as honey, I have nice jubblies that are as soft as cotton candy. Also, not a day goes by that shagging doesn't cross my mind. As a result, you'll usually find me using my butt plug or my dildo.

Craving to be treated like a treasure. Someone who will cherish me and always making me smile whenever I feel down. Asks if I have any requests or desires and fulfills them to the best of his abilities. Not leaving me to fend for myself at the end of...

Life is too short to keep on looking for the perfect lad. As such, I am willing to settle for an average bloke who will treat me like I am the only woman to ever exist in his life. If you are looking for someone to chat with while you are bored, then...